whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
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