The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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