What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
This is classic penis vs brain.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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