Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
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