i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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