Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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