For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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