Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
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