I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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