I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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