Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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