There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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