i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
Randomize
