I want to have your abortion
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
how drunk are you?
Several
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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