It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I have fence marks all over my body
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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