dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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