your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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