forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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