No, drunk sperm still make babies.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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