She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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