Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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