i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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