Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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