i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
it's like iHOP with fire
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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