coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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