3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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