she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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