I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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