no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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