Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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