New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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