shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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