let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
You ruined the universe
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
Randomize
