Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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