Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
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