Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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