these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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