There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
that's an acceptable place to lick
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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