Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
