my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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