wakey wakey hands off snakey
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Please don't give away my fajitas
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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