me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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