stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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