singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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