I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
Randomize
