a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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