if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Randomize
