i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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