So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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