did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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