You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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