i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Randomize