bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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