About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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