i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
